He is either Illiterate, Lazy, or Thinks I'm Lying.

Smokes.

Drinks.

Willing to sleep with someone before marriage, OK with sex after 1-2 dates, and enjoys meaningless sex.

Prefers science over faith.

Will not consider dating someone whose religion/spirituality is primary focus in their life.

Twenty years older.

Has a mullet.

And he messages me with "Hi sweetheart how you doing tonight?"

Excuse me, I feel a little nauseated.


P.S. Do they even bother to read my profile?

P.P.S. No, it doesn't say in my profile that I am not attracted to mullets. I thought that was a given. :-)